The Buffalo Soldier mooTed for "Survival of the Sickest" (well, at least the sick and the sicker...) last week (pretty much the whole of last month, actually), even as rogue elephants and insurance execs of various sizes threatened to pack him off on sick leave. (Will someone remind him of Newton's little red muse?). But the Buffalo Soldier chose to charm the world with his dazzling (presidential) smile, the Moon seemed to shine through him. (Can he scratch it? NO he Can't (?!) (well, at least not northern peninsular and turbaned(3) backs, not with uranium and plutonium rods...)) While the ex-housewife had a rather quiet week, her husband expanded his Global Initiative's focus to girls and women. [ ;) ] (among other things...) In a totally unrelated set of incidents, people world over continued to curse flying swines. Further East, all the Alpine shaded limelight was hogged by Little Man and Fat Boy. The former gave a whole new meaning to Achilles' Heels. As for the latter, if you're female and under 30, hold on to your clothes!! Further East, a famous shoe-thrower finally got to hear the chimes of freedom (wait a minute, or were they wedding bells?hundreds of them.... ?) The following three men also made themselves heard:
1. Daffy - "Vote is not spelled veto"
2. Maddy - "(expletives)235U92 + n ---> 236U92 ---> 144Ba56 + 89Kr36 + 3n + 177MeV ;) "
3. Mush - "(on hearing Order! Order! (or something to that effect...) in court...) God Bless America! "
Closer home, school children were saved from the trauma (!?) of examinations (?!) thanks to Piggy boy (and not swines...) (hasn't he watched The Butterfly Effect?). Piggy boy then decided to go on a diet for the sake of underp(erforming?)aid academic beaks. God's Own Cow jumped over the sea, on the little wings of a tweety bird (but Cattle class? Holy Cow!!). There's water on the Moon (no, no, not Buzz Aldrin's piss...). Mommy flushed the competition out of the Meadows, the Kangaroos leaped again (to the top) - the Kiwis are still flightless, Jennifer needed more than just her body to keep off the meatballs, someone got a big catapult for their 60th birthday... but the week clearly belonged to Little Man and Fat Boy...
ps: really is back for good....
